Oh my god! Women are crazy and men are stupid. You may not agree, but I stand by it. However, if you think – really think – you’ll see I am absolutely right.
I had a text “discussion” with a “friend” of mine today. All I wanted to know is what she was up to this evening. Seriously, that was all I asked. No response. So, hours later, I sent a text saying, “You know I love it when you ignore me” – trying to be funny. Her response was that yeah she was ignoring me because she thought I wanted her to.
Now, if I ask you what you are up to does it really make sense to think that I want you to completely ignore my question and just leave me hanging? Really, that’s your go to?
I don’t feel I can be totally upfront and honest in the post about this topic as there are privacy issues and feelings involved. But, I am loving the blog thing and this is on my mind.
Needless to say, the conversation ended with a friendship ending. Probably for the best. Why?
Because women are f*cking NUTS!
So, this chapter ends with your hero feeling sick and cold and exhausted. Perhaps some tea, a bad movie and some time with my favorite person on Earth (The Monkey) will help me to feel better.
I’m actually not surprised by being sick at all. With everything that has happened over the past week, it was just a matter of time.
That said, watch this: