Okay, I am going to come clean with you and just straight up admit – I am a full on geek. I love sci-fi and quoting movies and comic books and all of it. The reason I bring it up is that I am, once again, going to talk about a hot woman. However, she doesn’t exist and still has the power to drive men mad. Well, this man anyway.
As a guy, I have to admit to the fantasy of my girlfriend (whoever she may be) doing me a solid and dressing up as Leia in the slave girl outfit. Hell, I even wrote a song called Leia As A Slave. However, that fantasy has been taken over by a new even more beautiful woman. She’s strong, intelligent, sexy, has an amazing figure, a deep voice and loves to dress in outfits that are always flattering. If you haven’t figured out who I am talking about by now, well… who else could it be?
Dr. Girlfriend, of course.
If you do a Google search for Dr. Girlfriend, a ton of pics come up. And, it’s amazing to me how many women have dressed like her. I can’t help but be jealous of all the lucky bast*rds out there whos honey dresses up for them like that. There isn’t enough quicker picker upper in the world to lap up the drool I am making thinking about coming home to my imaginary honey waiting for me in nothing but a pillbox hat and a bow. DAMMIT!
I am sorry to say it, but move over Leia. There’s a new queen in town.
Dr. Girlfriend – my heart belongs to you.